There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

Lenny Bruce


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I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.

Lenny Bruce


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Communism is like one big phone company.

Lenny Bruce


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Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

Lenny Bruce

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up

Lenny Bruce

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If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

Lenny Bruce

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Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.

Lenny Bruce


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People are leaving the church and going back to God.

Lenny Bruce


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إذا كنت تؤمن أنّ هناك من إله، إلهٍ صنع لك جسدك، ولكنّك لازلت تحسب أنّك تستطيع عمل أيّ شيءٍ قذرٍ بذلك الجسد، العيب يقع إذاً في المصنِّع

Lenny Bruce


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