Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Libba Bray

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Weren't you wearing a purity ring when we got here? Aren't you supposed to be saving yourself?" Shanti asked.

"Yeah," Mary Lou answered. "And then I thought, for what? You save leftovers. My sex is not a leftover, and it is not a Christmas present.

Libba Bray

Tags: sexuality leftovers purity-rings



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I know because I read. Might I suggest you try it?

Libba Bray

Tags: reading funny



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I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you never get your pizza.

Libba Bray


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One can never go back. One always has to move forward.

Libba Bray

Tags: inspirational



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You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Libba Bray

Tags: humor humour funny



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When you looked up to the sky and cried 'Why?' sometimes the sky shrugged, yet other times it answered with warm assurance of linked hands.

Libba Bray


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It was a kiss small in its ministrations but epic in its feeling.

Libba Bray


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...I do have to wonder what sort of childhood the Grimm brothers endured. They are not a merry bunch of storytellers, what with their children roasted by witches, maidens poisoned by old crones, and whatnot.

Libba Bray

Tags: humorous young-adult



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What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

Libba Bray

Tags: food funny



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