A token of bathroom stoner etiquette.

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Every girl was once a prinsess

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I'm a librarian, not an oracle.

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Pero el perdón...Me aferraré a esa frágil porción de esperanza y la mantendré cerca de mi, recordando que en cada uno de nosotros hay cosas buenas y malas, luz y oscuridad, arte y dolor, elecciones y lamentaciones.

Libba Bray


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We all walk in a land of dreams. For what are we but atoms and hope, a handful of stardust and sinew? We are weary travelers trying to find our way home on a road that never ends. Am I a part of your dream? or are you but a part of mine?

Libba Bray

Tags: dreams going-bovine



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These words have been sanitized for your protection. An adjective and a noun, respectively.

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Retaliation is a dog chasing its tail

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Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock ticking behind his bewigged head. 'Death to the capitalist pigs! Death to your cinnamon bun-smelling malls! Death to your power walking and automatic car windows and I'm With Stupid T-shirts! The Republic of ChaCha will never bend to your side-of-fries -drive -through-please-oh-would-you-like-ketchup-with-that corruption! MoMo B. ChaCha defies you and all you stand for, and one day, you will crumble into the sea and we will pick up the pieces and make them into sand art.

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Tags: death capitalism ketchup cinnamon-buns fries i-m-with-stupid power-walking



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Adina appealed to the sky. "We asked for rescue and you sent us incompetent rockstar pirates with a broken ship and perfect abs?"
"Thank you, God," Petra said.

Libba Bray

Tags: humor humour funny



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...I think we should find some kind of shelter; a cave or something."

"I don't want to do that! What if there's like, a creature living in the cave?" Tiara said. "Seriously, I saw this show once where these people were stranded on an island and there were these other people who were sort of crazy-slash-bad and there was this polar bear creature running around."

"What happened?" Miss Ohio asked.

"I don't know. My parents got divorced in the middle of season two and we lost our TiVo.

Libba Bray

Tags: humor lost



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