Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.
Lisa ScottolineEllen had long ago stopped being embarrassed by temper tantrums. She flipped it and wore it like a badge of honor. A temper tantrum was a sign that a mom said no when it counted.
Lisa ScottolineBecause the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.
Lisa ScottolineWomen shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.
Lisa ScottolineNatural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.
Lisa ScottolineTags: humor
The thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. And each feels as good as the other. Your heart doesn't know if it's loving a man, a book, or a puppy. If your heart were that smart, it would be your brain.
Lisa ScottolineLet's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning-
Big purse or little purse?
I read, therefore, I matter.
Lisa ScottolineIt's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.
Lisa ScottolineA movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.
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