Hey, no worries. I don't need to be on top." Pausing he quirked one brow outrageously before continuing smoothly. "I like to be on the bottom every now and again."
Jules wondered if there were some sort of daily sexual innuendo quota he had to meet.

Louisa Edwards


Go to quote


You're unbelievable."
"Thank you."
"That wasn't a compliment!"
"I know you didn't mean it as one, Juliet, but when you think about it, what could be more glorious than to be too much, too out of the ordinary, to be believed?

Louisa Edwards


Go to quote


Well, thank you kindly, pretty lady," Max said, twisting his mouth into a grin... He blinked. "Wow, that came out creepier than I was expecting. Sorry about that.

Louisa Edwards


Go to quote


You want to be queen of the mountain, you take that crown and wear it with pride. It's gonna look great on you. Me? I'm more of a baseball cap kind of guy.

Louisa Edwards


Go to quote


you've got to jiggle the knob hard then bump with your hip."
A low cackle of laughter sounded from the other side of the door. "That's what he said. What? Hold on a sec. I got this.

Louisa Edwards


Go to quote


Giving a nod to his old pal, Fate, he felt a slow smile crease his cheeks,"So," he said. "We really are alone."
"Yeah," she said, then her eyes widened comically."Hey, no-stay over there. What are you doing? Personal space!

Louisa Edwards


Go to quote


I mean, it's just sex. It's simple biology, right? You build up tension and stress-- you need to open a valve somewhere and let it out, or you'll explode. Nothing deep and emotional about it, just a bodily function. Like sneezing.'

'Sure,' Kane said, nodding sagely. 'Coed naked sneezing. The next wave in porn.

Louisa Edwards

Tags: humor sex



Go to quote


« first previous
Page 3 of 3.


©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab