Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
Louise RennisonWhen we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived.
Louise RennisonTags: humor humour georgia-nicholson stuffed-oliveness
JUST LET IT GO.
Louise RennisonYou are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?
Tags: georgia-and-jas
I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.'
Louise RennisonTags: love relationships
I am a pop widow.
Louise RennisonTags: love
I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
Louise RennisonTags: friendship
Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.
Louise RennisonTags: humor
Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
Louise RennisonTags: humor
You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
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