Maybonne said "Just because someone has lace-up hip huggers does not mean they can control the world". Then Magreet let her wear those pants. When my aunt saw them on her she shouted "Are you trying to kill me?!
Lynda BarryTags: ruling-the-world hip-huggers
Dear Blubbo, How is it going? It is fine here. My sisters are fine. Mom is usual. Everything is regular in life except I am still seeing the burning skull heads. Yesterday Mom took me to Sears for school clothes. I told my sisters I could see the people's head bones. They said DO NOT tell Mom. A guy moved a trailer onto the empty lot by our house. His skull is spectacular, many colors glowing.
Lynda BarryTags: many-colors school-clothes skull-heads
You have to be willing to spend time making things for no known reason.
Lynda BarryTags: art creativity
Like say if the mom and dad of god said he could never get dirty. There would be no world!
Lynda BarryThen how can you ever know about the beautiful goodness of Mud? How bad it wants to be things. How bad it wants to get on your legs and arms and take your footprints and handprints and how bad it wants you to make it alive! Mud is always ready to play with you. Seriously you should try it!
Lynda BarryYou may be a lady but your are still the man!
Lynda BarryWhat if she stepped on a needle and it went right into her foot and Roberta would not feel it and the needle would rise and rise and rise through the veins leading up to the heart and then the needle would STAB HER IN THE HEART and Roberta would DIE and it would be VERY PAINFUL this according to nurse mother a medical expert on Freaky Ways to Croak... The mother shouted that she knew several people who died from the Rising Stab of the Unfelt Needle or RSUN she has seen cases of it many times and not ONE PERSON HAS SURVIVED IT.
Lynda BarryMr. Harmong is the cheapest chintziest most pig-lipped tightwad skanked-out lardo king landlord of all time.
Lynda BarryThe thing I call ‘my mind’ seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn’t really know its tenants.
Lynda BarryDear Anyone Who Finds This, Do not blame the drugs.
Lynda BarryTags: first-sentence drugs suicide
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