We broke into laughter—the kind that’s your only recourse when you feel like curling up in a fetal position and whimpering like a little girl.
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The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?
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And you’re okay with this?...” I studied his calm expression, my own features anything but calm.
“Noooo…” Aeron drew the word out lazily with a slow, deliberate shake of his head. His face remained strangely composed.
“Then can I please have some of whatever sedative you took…because this,” I waved my hand, motioning from his head to his feet, “is way too cool under pressure.
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Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the Holy crap, we’re upside down side.
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My instincts told me that death would somehow be…different. But my rational mind reminded me that I had probably tempted fate one too many times. At least, I thought it was my rational mind. It sure seemed like the usual voice inside my head. Thank God there was only one of them.
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It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation
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But you know as well as I do that anger won’t solve anything.”
“I beg to differ,” he shrugged. “Anger can be quite rewarding…at least for those of us who have the option of blasting our enemies to oblivion.
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Silence upon silence, with a heaping pile of extra silence.
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Men…” I huffed. “No guts, no glory…Do you guys stop to consider the insanity of all of it, or do you just charge ahead without a second thought?”
“This from the woman who would surrender her own life without a moment’s consideration?”
He had me there.
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Ah yes…” He made an exaggerated nod. “I was supposed to be filling you in on Nangí’s story.” He winked at me playfully, as I kept up my glare. “Now, where should I begin?”
“Tell you what, let me get you started,” I came back. “Once upon a time, there was this über-creepy old man—who looks like he lives in a haunted shack and eats small children for breakfast—and I decided to make him my new best friend becaaauuse… Okay, your turn.
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