When God closes one door, He slams another in your face

Marian Keyes


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smarter than me. But here's the thing my life did get better. I made a decision to let go of my dreams, because they were killing me, and I stopped asking the impossible of myself. I changed my attitude and decided to focus on what I had rather than what i didn't have.

Marian Keyes


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Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sinister.

Marian Keyes

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...as you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs...

Marian Keyes

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Look," she sighed. "You might be a lovely lad, in fairness you look like a lovely lad, but I can't take the chance. My kids wouldn't even be able to remember what I was wearing to tell the police. And all the recent photographs of me are bad, very jowly. I couldn't have them stuck to the lamp posts around the city. On your way, son." (Woman to Matt, when he tried to give her a lift.)

Marian Keyes


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Katie's mum, Penny, said "I don't know why you're wasting your time with him. If he's forty-two and never been married, he's hardly likely to get married now."
And Katie's sister Naomi had the darkest prediction. "He'll make mincemeat of you."
He won't," Katie protested. "I'm not going to fall for him."
So why are you bothering at all?"
Just killing time until I die.

Marian Keyes


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Political correctness is a minefield

Marian Keyes


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Minsk! How pissed-off that sounded! It was great. You could scare the bejayzus out of someone if you said it right.

Marian Keyes

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Caviar is strange and disgusting. That popping texture, its like Space Dust for gourmets.

Marian Keyes


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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Marian Keyes

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