When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
Mark TwainIf God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.
Mark TwainThe Southern heart is too impulsive; Southern hospitality is too lavish with the stranger.
- "The Spirit of Tennessee Journalism
Choosing not to read is like closing an open door to paradise
Mark TwainTags: aliteracy
The truth is, a person's memory has no more sense that his conscience, and no appreciation whatever of values and proportions.
Mark TwainThere’s no such thing as an uninteresting life, such a thing is an impossibility. Beneath the dullest exterior, there is a drama, a comedy, a tragedy.
Mark TwainThe most important days in your life are the day you were born........and the day you find out why.
Mark TwainTags: inspirational
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Mark TwainTags: animals people learn like
The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.
Mark TwainIt was indeed a glad and gracious time, and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and offended no more in that way.
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