I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
Maureen JohnsonStuart, who had just witnessed me go through an entire rainbow of emotions and experiences. There was parents-have-just-been-jailed me, stuck-in-a-strange-town me, insane-and-can't-shut-up me, kind-of-snarky-to-the-strange-guy-trying-to-be-helpful me, breakup me, and the extremely popular jump-on-top-of-you-unexpectedly me.
Maureen JohnsonI'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater."
"It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett said.
"No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.
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Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
Maureen JohnsonSomething about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!
Maureen JohnsonOnce again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way.
Maureen JohnsonNo one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong.
Maureen JohnsonShe firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.
Maureen JohnsonYou can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.
Maureen JohnsonIt's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello.
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