If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection, I totally wouldn't be surprised anymore.

Meg Cabot

Tags: humor meg-cabot strawberry-shortcake

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Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish

Meg Cabot

Tags: humor

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hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.

Meg Cabot

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Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable."

I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride.

Meg Cabot

Tags: satan sweet adorable satan-s-bride

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But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

Meg Cabot

Tags: pun head

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In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

Meg Cabot

Tags: pride sisters sister proud

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I'll put a bullet through my own brain. Let alone wait for stark to do it. Your sister will drive me to it, Howard. No offense.

Meg Cabot

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But once I'd come up with it, I realized it really was the perfect plan. Instead of waiting for Maria to come to me, I was simply going to go to her and, well...
Send her back to where she came.
Or reduce her to a mound of quivering gelatinous goo. Whichever came first.

Meg Cabot

Tags: humor

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I may have been dead for the past hundred and fifty years, Susannah,...but that doesn't mean I don't know how people say good night. And generally, when people say good night, they keep their tongues to themselves.

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¿Qué utilidad tiene la fórmula cuadrática
en la vida cotidiana?
¿Podemos utilizarla acaso para desvelar los secretos
ocultos en los corazones de la personas que queremos?

Meg Cabot

Tags: el-diario-de-la-princesa-1

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