I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried.

Melissa Bank


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Nice,' I say, realizing only afterward that I've mimicked her, a bad habit of mine; I'm like one of those animals that imitates its predators to survive.

Melissa Bank


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He loves New York, he says. 'It's like Oberlin--it's where people who don't belong anywhere belong.

Melissa Bank


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The only relationships I haven't wrecked right away were the ones that wrecked me later.

Melissa Bank


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Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Melissa Bank


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It scares me how fast I go from disliking to loving him, and I wonder if it’s this way for everyone.

Melissa Bank


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Ce Français avec qui je sortais.
- Je l'avais oublié, dit-elle. Comment il s'appelait, déjà ?
- Enfoiré, dis-je.
- Exact.

Melissa Bank


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New York est la ville où l'on se sent chez soi quand on est de nulle part.

Melissa Bank


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He tells me that the best man I will ever find will be attracted to other women. I hear this as another fact I am too old not to know. More proof of how unprepared I am to love anyone.

Melissa Bank


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No," he said, and he snapped his fingers. "You'll come work for me at K----. And be a real associate editor."
I said, "I could bring you up on charges for that."
"What?"
"Work harassment in the sexual place.

Melissa Bank

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