But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
Michael BuckleyFreaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?"
"Absolutely!" the prince said.
Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in.
Michael BuckleyNow you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!"
"Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said.
Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.
Michael BuckleyHow ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.
Michael BuckleyTags: dying last-thoughts
Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.
Michael BuckleyI ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it."
"Oh yeah, when?"
"I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.
"How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked.
"Considerably less cool," Puck replied.
Tags: humor
Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered.
"That would be awesome," Puck said.
Sabrina flashed him an angry look.
"Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.
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