Only a determined and resourceful scholar could establish manuscript precedence - but in the race to masturbate on a printed page Proust definitely came first.

Michael Foley

Tags: sex joyce proust masurbation



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After a lifetime of engaging in long, passionate discussions I have come to the conclusion that it is a waste of time trying to convince anyone of anything.

Michael Foley

Tags: debating arguing



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Put any two people together and each will seek ways of feeling superior to the other. If a ship went down in the Pacific and a single sailor managed to swim to a desert island, would he be pleased to see, ten minutes later, another sailor emerging from the surf? Quite possibly - but only if the new arrival accepted that the first man was now a landed aristocrat while he himself was an illegal immigrant.

Michael Foley

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Snobbery management is as difficult and necessary as anger management.

Michael Foley

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As royalty, celebrities and the rich have always known, a smile is the most subtle and satisfying way of shitting on the inferior.

Michael Foley

Tags: superiority snobbery



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Day offers two equally necessary sacraments - the benediction of morning and the absolution of dusk. In the morning coffee blesses and in the evening wine absolves.

Michael Foley

Tags: wine coffee sacraments



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Snatch religion back from the clerics and literature from the critics.

Michael Foley

Tags: religion literature



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Employees hate meetings because they reveal that self-promotion, sycophancy, dissimulation and constantly talking nonsense in a loud confident voice are more impressive than merely being good at the job - and it is depressing to lack these skills but even more depressing to discover one's self using them.

Michael Foley

Tags: office meetings sycophancy



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The perfect servant is the one who attends to all the master's whims - anyone can do that - but the one who anticipates the whims.

Michael Foley

Tags: servants



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