If I have any faith at all, I guess that's it. Faith in the small love that keeps our family together.
Michael Ian BlackChoose hope over fear.
Michael Ian BlackHer lips remind me of kite strings and I find myself thinking about panda bears. Panda bears do not fly kites, I tell myself.
'I thought you were dead,' she says.
Maybe if you taped a kite to a panda paw and scared the panda so that it started running, the kite might start to lift off.
When he moves, he gives the impression of somebody leaning into the wind, or charging a hill, as if the world with all of its troubles can be tamed if only enough force and energy are brought to bear.
Michael Ian BlackTags: eloquent
You keep your gods in your backyard and I'll keep my lack of God in mine.
Michael Ian BlackSpirituality has always felt to me as private as sexuality. We don't go waving our wieners all over the place and we shouldn't wave our gods around either.
Michael Ian BlackI am not opposed to religion. Far from it. I’m for anything that gives people peace. That’s why I am also for hot tubs and compact discs of whale songs. Anything that soothes the soul is fine by me.
Michael Ian BlackIf I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don’t act like a douchebag.
Michael Ian BlackWhen I am at work, that is my time to work. The workspace is not the appropriate arena for us to discuss your problems. When I am there I need to be left undisturbed to check what people are saying about me on Twitter.
Michael Ian BlackYou know how Burger King often employs mentally handicapped people to wipe down tables at their restaurants? What those people are to Burger King, paralegals are to lawyers. It's the lowest job you can possibly get and still technically be considered in the legal profession
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