Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.
Michael R. UnderwoodTags: humor
Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole city of them after the forth Mormon Vamps book hit and the sparkle meme was at its strongest."
"So does that make Ms. Mormon Sparkle Vamp a hero?"
"Of a sort. Before they started to sparkle, there were a lot of vamps who were tortured antiheroes, thanks to Rice and Whedon."
Ree grimaced. "Do you know if she was clued in?"
Eastwood shrugged. "She's very secretive, no one in the Underground has been able to say for sure. It's all rumor. My guess is she lost someone to a vampire and decided the greatest revenge she could inflict was to turn them into a laughing stock.
Tags: vampires geek twilight-saga
Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.
Michael R. UnderwoodTags: humor prayer urban-fantasy geek wonder-woman
Today I acquired a collection of ray guns, posed for a cover spread, and wrote four thousand words of essay, including a reminder for my readers to avoid that terrible gallery show. What have you done?"
"Science," Drake said, annoyance shadowing his face as he crossed to the bar.
So Die Hard is a better choice for action-fu than Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever."
Eastwood snarled at the mention of the second film. "I hated that movie so much, I got my ninety-nine minutes back.
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