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The Catholic Church made a serious mistake when they started caring about how many people are in the pews.

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

Michelle Templet

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Any ideology that places more emphasis on winning converts than on sound philosophy is sadly misguided. By this reasoning, all of our political parties and most of our religions are sadly misguided.

Michelle Templet

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The United States has never done away with slavery; we just stopped calling it such. These days, we call it free-market capitalism.

Michelle Templet

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The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it's designed to be user-friendly, which doesn't necessarily require the user to have a clue what's going on under the hood.

Michelle Templet

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My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.

Michelle Templet

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It requires an act of extreme arrogance to think that we can - through God or science - learn even the most fundamental secrets of the universe. To say as much claims that we are somehow greater than the universe in which we live, its masters, when in fact it is master of us.

Michelle Templet

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To speak only one language is to do yourself a great injustice.

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The idea that war can ever bring freedom is quite possibly the greatest deception that mankind has ever forced upon himself.

Michelle Templet

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The world would be a far better place if more people listened to the wisdom of Hawkeye Pierce.