The brick is neither here nor there,' interrupted the stranger in an imposing fashion, 'it never merely falls on someone's head from out of nowhere. In your case, I can assure you that a brick poses no threat whatsoever. You will die another kind of death."

'And you know just what that will be?' queried Berlioz with perfectly understandable irony, letting himself be drawn into a truly absurd conversation. 'And can you tell me what that is?'

'Gladly,' replied the stranger. He took Berlioz's measure as if intending to make him a suit and muttered something through his teeth that sounded like 'One, two.. Mercury in the Second House... the moon has set... six-misfortune...evening-seven...' Then he announced loudly and joyously, 'Your head will be cut off!

Mikhail Bulgakov


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Manuscripts do not burn.

Mikhail Bulgakov


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I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

Mikhail Bulgakov


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Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, that’s my job. But argue with women in love—no thank you!

Mikhail Bulgakov


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The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies’ mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers.

Mikhail Bulgakov


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I wouldn’t like to meet you when you’ve got a revolver,” said Margarita with a coquettish look at Azazello. She had a passion for people who did things well.

Mikhail Bulgakov


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I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person.

Mikhail Bulgakov

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Once upon a time there was a lady. She had no children, and no happiness either. And at first she cried for a long time, but then she became wicked...

Mikhail Bulgakov

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Статистика - жестокая вещь

Mikhail Bulgakov


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Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in this world! May the liar’s vile tongue be cut out!

Mikhail Bulgakov


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