You want to stay alive in a zombie swarm? You go alone or in a small group, where everyone is of similar physical condition and weapons training. You never stop, you never hesitate, and you never show any mercy for the people that would slow you down.
That is what the military says we should do, and if I ever meet anybody who listens to that particular set of commands, I may shoot them myself just to improve the gene pool. When you can help people stay alive, you help them. We're all we've got.
I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.
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If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world’s population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.
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There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians. While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries. They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.
Mira GrantWhoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.
Mira GrantSeriously, that woman is so much crazy crammed into a small space that she's practically a crazy singularity.
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That meant we needed to play to our strengths, and our strengths came from lifelong training in shoving microphones at danger and demanding that it explain itself. It wasn't much. It was going to have to be enough.
Mira GrantA martyr's just a casualty with really good PR. I'd rather be a living coward any day.
Mira GrantNo one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.
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Please do not lick anything past this point.
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