Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: kiss employment pretense ass salary employee employer



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Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: technology relationship meeting social-networks



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Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: church advertising audience mass-media sunday congregation weekdays



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If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: humor life god religion humour television drama audience tv purpose-of-life director god-s-plan scriptwriter



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Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: money education school sex orgasm vagina assumption salary educated unschooled



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Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: success parents children selflessness child selfishness failure support kids peers neighbors kid neighbours



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To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: lies death conformity eulogy funeral tradition insincerity deceased



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Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his next job interview.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: interview indoctrination herd-mentality corporation employee



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Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: salvation employment employee overtime



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Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: facebook twitter social-networks



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