An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

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Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.

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Man seldom behaves as per his philosophies. He usually philosophizes as per his behavior.

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Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

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A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

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School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

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Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

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To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.

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To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.

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To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place at the right time.

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