Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

Nicole Riekhof

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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Nicole Riekhof

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A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

Nicole Riekhof

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For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Nicole Riekhof

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You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

Nicole Riekhof

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A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

Nicole Riekhof

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You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

Nicole Riekhof

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I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

Nicole Riekhof

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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole Riekhof

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I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.

Nicole Riekhof

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