Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

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That man is such a damn turd monkey."
"Grandma!" I said.
"Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?"
"Yes, Grandma, you did."
She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.

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Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago.

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Tags: house-of-the-night

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Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.

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Tags: house-of-the-night

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You'll see. She can be nice sometimes.

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Tags: house-of-the-night

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Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine.

Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh.

I really hate it when girls do that.I mean, yes, she's older, but I have boobs, too.

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Night can't cloak your scarlet dream. Accept Desire's call.

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Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.

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Tags: romance fantasy young-adult aphrodite zoey

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Get thee behind me, Satan!

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Tags: temptation house-of-night zoey-redbird

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Uh, Darius, I'm thinking that we really need to change clothes before we make a grand entrance in the middle of the cafeteria, or even my dorm. I mean, you're more than a little bloody, and i'm wearing what looks like a green trashbag. We're not exactly inconspicuous.

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