I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.

Pella Grace

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Get out, Heath.”
“Why do you call him that?” she asks.
“You already know that, Honey-girl. Sleep. Heath, get the fuck out of my house.”
“The idiot used to wear a name tag that said Cash, so when he’d ask ‘cash or credit’ to hot women checking out, and they said ‘cash’ it was like … you know. They were saying they wanted him. Shockingly? That crap worked. You know how many women this asshole has banged in the stockroom or the … okay he’s looking at me like he wants to kill me, so success has been achieved. I should probably get going.

Pella Grace

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I didn’t know you were such a light-weight. I would have cut you off, Love Lump.”
I make a face, digging the bottle from the couch cushions. “Light-weight? This motherfucker is gone. Light-weight. Come lay on me. I’ll slap your sweet pussy swollen.

Pella Grace

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Snatch is an ugly word,” I say. “Like it’s going to rip my dick off. Yeah—that is an ugly motherfucking word. But pussy? It just sounds soft. Cuddly. It sounds wonderful. Pussy. I love that word.

Pella Grace

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My head is in a world of hurt. My apartment is trashed. At the end of today, I could either be dating the girl who saves my family’s future or is going to be the ending of it. When did life get so damn complicated?

Pella Grace

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I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.”
“It would be equally as delicious.

Pella Grace

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For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please.”
I smile against her thigh, rubbing my scratchy face against the softness of her skin.
“Is that what I’m doing?” Innocence—fuck no. I can’t even fake that shit.

Pella Grace

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I’m tickling a traced pattern over her bare hip. She’s pretending to sleep. Her smile is an idiot. A bad secret keeper.

Pella Grace

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I’m sure her vagina isn’t sticking out.” I look at Poppy. “Jesus, it’s not sticking out is it?”
“Go say something encouraging to that girl, Warren.”
I pull Lilla’s arm along, because I’ll be damned, if there’s a hideous vagina sticking out I’m not foregoing this shit alone.

Pella Grace

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Knock the bullshit off. Love her like crazy, endlessly, stripped of reserve and preservation. Be out of our fucking minds with love, lust and longing. Belonging. Knock on the door of uncertainty and bounce in anticipation of not knowing what resides behind it. Love whatever comes our way because it’s part of us. Love every ugly word and beautiful sigh.

Pella Grace

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