Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse the unusual with the impossible.' It is my guiding rule in life.
P.G. WodehouseTags: psmith
I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such words as ptarmigan, psalm, and phthisis.
P.G. WodehouseTags: psmith
Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.
P.G. WodehouseTags: psmith
Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.
P.G. WodehouseTags: humor comedy english british jello jelly wodehouse
I always advise people never to give advice.
P.G. WodehouseTags: advice
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.
P.G. WodehouseShe looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when".
P.G. WodehouseI know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.
P.G. WodehouseEmployers are like horses — they require management.
P.G. WodehouseTags: horses management employers
What ho!" I said.
"What ho!" said Motty.
"What ho! What ho!"
"What ho! What ho! What ho!"
After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.
Tags: humor humour conversation
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