Normally he was fond of most things. He was a good-natured and cheerful young man, who liked life and the great majority of those who lived it contemporaneously with himself. He had no enemies and many friends.
But today he had noticed from the moment he had got out of bed that something was amiss with the world. Either he was in the grip of some divine discontent due to the highly developed condition of his soul, or else he had a grouch. One of the two.

P.G. Wodehouse


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But those who read thrillers are an impatient race. They chafe at scenic rhapsodies and want to get on to the rough stuff.

P.G. Wodehouse


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The funny thing was that he wasn't altogether a fool in other ways. Deep down in him there was a kind of stratum of sense. I had known him, once or twice, show an almost human intelligence. But to reach that stratum, mind you, you needed dynamite.

P.G. Wodehouse

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Come on," he said. "Bring the poker."
I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.

P.G. Wodehouse

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I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.

P.G. Wodehouse

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It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

P.G. Wodehouse

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It's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish, or something. Do you eat a lot of fish, Jeeves?"
"No, sir."
"Oh, well, then, it's just a gift, I take it; and if you aren't born that way there's no use worrying.

P.G. Wodehouse

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We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

P.G. Wodehouse


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Love, Miss Halliday, is a delicate plant. It needs tending, nurturing, assiduous fostering. This cannot be done by throwing the breakfast bacon at a husband's head.

P.G. Wodehouse


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I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well." ~ Bertram "Bertie" Wooster

P.G. Wodehouse

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