The bullying of citizens by means of dreads and fights has been going on since paleolithic times. Greenpeace fund-raisers on the subject of global warming are not much different than the tribal Wizards on the subject of lunar eclipses. 'Oh no, Night Wolf is eating the Moon Virgin. Give me silver and I will make him spit her out.
P.J. O'RourkeWhen are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?
P.J. O'RourkeSchneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right.
P.J. O'RourkeOne of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.
P.J. O'RourkeTags: humour
The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
P.J. O'RourkeTags: love drunkenness new-years new-years-eve
Everyone with any sense and experience in life would rather take his fellows one by one than in a crowd. Crowds are noisy, unreasonable and impatient. They can trample you easier than a single person can. And a crowd will never buy you lunch.
P.J. O'RourkeEarnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P.J. O'RourkeTags: seriousness earnestness o-rourke p-j prertension
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P.J. O'RourkeTags: religion born-again-christianity
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P.J. O'RourkeTags: government
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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