Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all.
Pseudonymous BoschYou know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.
All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale.
Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.
Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.
Pseudonymous BoschTags: young growing-old
Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention."
"Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. Do I have your attention now?
You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.
Pseudonymous BoschNot all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.
Pseudonymous BoschTags: novelists
Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.
Pseudonymous BoschTags: secrets
...books were better than travel.
Pseudonymous BoschWho needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.
Pseudonymous BoschTags: reading
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Tags: humor
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