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I'm not a wilting flower, unless that gets me extraspecial treats.

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People bond themselves into families and groups for protection, and strangers...strangers are always at risk.

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And then I heard the ring of metal on concrete, and I went cold, because one of them had found a piece of rebar lying around, and I knew with sudden certainty that these guys were going to kill me right here on this stupid sidewalk, for nothing, without even the reason of knowing my name or hating my politics. They were just going to kill me because they needed to kill something, and I was handy.

At least zombies would have had a reason.

Rachel Caine

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Shred all that, then take the pieces to the incinerator at the end of the hall for burning. I like to be thorough.

Rachel Caine

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I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd forget about everything else. Because everybody loves having the drunken self-pitying boyfriend banging on their door at, Jesus, four thirty in the morning.

Rachel Caine

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In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me.

Rachel Caine

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It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.

Rachel Caine

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They don't know you're secretly a badass?