I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.

Rick Riordan

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My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
Poseidon took it as a yes and came in.
Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions.
Finally he stepped forward.
"Hi, I'm Paul Blofis."
Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand.
"Blowfish, did you say?"
"Ah, no. Blofis, actually."
"Oh, I see," Poseidon said. "A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon."
"Poseidon? That's an interesting name."
"Yes, I like it. I've gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon."
"Like the god of the sea."
"Very much like that, yes"
"Well!" My mother interrupted. "Um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy's father."
"Ah." Paul nodded, though he didn't look real pleased. "I see."
Poseidon smiled at me. "There you are, my boy. And Tyson, hello, son!"
"Daddy!" Tyson [shouted]...
Paul's jaw dropped. He stared at my mother. "Tyson is..."
"Not mine," she promised. "It's a long story.

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor paul percy-jackson tyson poseidon

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that's me. ancient history."

[Poseidon to Paul]

Rick Riordan

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But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

Rick Riordan

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And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

Rick Riordan

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My brother broke into a toothy grin. "Yay! Your brain works!

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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

Rick Riordan

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Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?

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Stop running, you fools!" Kronos yelled. "Stand and ACKK!"
That last part was because a panicked Hyperborean giant stumbled backwards and sat on top of him. The lord of time disappeared under a giant blue butt.

Rick Riordan

Tags: kronos blue-butt hyperborean-giant lord-of-time

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Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."
She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?"
"Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um...

Rick Riordan

Tags: humor flirting percy-jackson rachel-dare awkward

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