Save yourselves!" Percy warned. "It is too late for us!" Then he gasped and pointed to the spot where Frank was hiding. "oh no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!" Nothing happened. "I said," Percy repeated, "Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin." Frank stumbled out of nowhere, making a big show of grabbing his throat. "oh no," he said, like he was reading from a teleprompter, "I am turning into a crazy dolphin.
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Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly my own obituary flashed in my head: Carter Kane, 14, tragically died in Paris wen he was eaten by his sister's cat, Muffin.
Rick RiordanOh you two look delicious," Bast said, licking her lips. "No, no-er, I mean wonderful. Now, off you go!
Rick RiordanI sailed on the cold air currents above the rooftops of Paris. I could see the river, the Louvre Museum, the gardens and palaces. And a mouse-yum. Hang on, Carter, I thought. not hunting mice.
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Quer dizer, era de esperar que o senhor dos titãs tivesse aprendido suas lições eras atrás, quando foi derrubado pelos deuses. Era de se esperar que ser picado em um milhão de pedacinhos e jogado na parte mais escura do Mundo Inferior lhe desse uma dica sutil de que ninguém o queria por perto. Mas não.
Rick RiordanEntão deixe-me entender direito – falei. Preciso ir para o mundo inferior confrontar o Senhor dos Mortos.
– Confere – disse Quíron.
– Para encontrar a arma mais poderosa do universo.
– Confere.
– E levá-la de volta ao Olimpo antes do Solstício de verão daqui a dez dias.
– Isso mesmo.
Jnum era un aspecto del dios solar —le dije—. Ra tenía tres personalidades distintas. Por la mañana era Jepri, el dios escarabajo, a mediodía era Ra y al anochecer se convertía en Jnum, el dios con cabeza de carnero, para recorrer el inframundo.
—Qué mareo —dijo Jaz.
—En realidad, no —dijo Sadie—. Carter también tiene personalidades distintas. Pasa de ser zombi por las mañanas a babosa por la tarde, y luego…
—Sadie —la interrumpí—, cállate.
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The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.
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Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
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He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared, you usually didn't get beat up. Even the baddest gangster kids would tolerate you, keep you around for laughs. Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain
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