Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?"
"A snowman?

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Tags: question finn laughs snowman

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Also not the kind of place to hide a server."
"Is that another pun?" She asked.
"No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."

~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5

Ridley Pearson

Tags: humor bad puns

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You will leave now," said Grdankl the Strong. "Go! Do not be afraid! If you die, it is okay!

Ridley Pearson

Tags: humor die

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Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

Ridley Pearson

Tags: pirates dog alien koala

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The weirdest thing can squirrel an investigation Never speak ill of the dead, and never, ever, claim you've got a suspect until the court case is over and he's behind bars.

Ridley Pearson

Tags: investigation trial prosecution suspect unsub

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Walt loved technology. He didn't understand it half the time, but the beauty of good technology was that he didn't have to understand it. Just use it.

Ridley Pearson

Tags: technology

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When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses -- that I should be be looking differently at the choices I make.

Ridley Pearson

Tags: amanda

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Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.

Ridley Pearson

Tags: inspirational humorous disney keepers

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They're sending us fake notes. They're threatening our lives. Now, supposedly the of us, as Disney Hosts, represent some serious financials for the company. Why else would they install us on your ship? Give us a free cruise? We make them money: as guides, with merchandise, video games, books."

"We're waiting for the movie," Finn added.

Ridley Pearson

Tags: movie kingdom-keepers maybeck dark-passage finn-whitman

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If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck

Ridley Pearson

Tags: friendship adventure night magic crazy disney teen-fiction

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