No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.

Rosanna Leo

Tags: men penises



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It was his vocation to pleasure as many women as possible, in pursuit of his own pleasure. It was as close to a job as he got.

Rosanna Leo

Tags: gods job



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He was frigging Dionysus! The man who invented the three-way! He’d had sex every possible way known to man. He’d made improvements to the Kama Sutra. And he was suffering from a major case of wet noodle.

Rosanna Leo

Tags: erectile-dysfunction



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To live an eternity in hell without one’s love. He supposed that could be perceived as somewhat vexing.

Rosanna Leo

Tags: tragic-love-story



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Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs.

Rosanna Leo

Tags: gods penis



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