If the dawn should break
and take away this sunrise,
I hope I break, too.
Tags: haiku
Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti.
Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.
Tags: humor horror haiku blood zombies
Let's put it this way.
I fought for the South. We lost.
Lance Henriksen rules!
Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.
If my heart could beat
it would have skipped one or two
as red pierces through.
I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.
Beth sort of hugs me,
which I am not a fan of,
so I kick and run.
They don't talk to me.
Although I try to reason,
they don't seem to care.
They surround the car
and are all moaning something.
Is that the word train?!
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