Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.
Seanan McGuireTags: humor
There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring. —Evelyn Price
Seanan McGuireIf you offered me the chance to do it all over, knowing what I know now, after the things I’ve seen . . . I’d shoot you in the head. That ain’t the kind of thing you ask a lady. —Frances Brown
Seanan McGuireFirst, check your ammunition. Then, check your escape routes. Finally, check your hair. —Frances Brown
Seanan McGuireThat's the beauty of the future. We get to change it.
Seanan McGuireTags: inspirational
Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.
Seanan McGuireI can't. I'm not a good influence on him. I keep getting him shot. I swear too much, I don't brush my teeth every time I go to bed, and I never remember to eat a balanced breakfast. You want someone with culture. Poise. A lack of gunfire.
Seanan McGuireTags: being-a-good-influence
Boring’ is not a virtue.
Seanan McGuireWe’d already had the discussion about whether or not Jazz was allowed to move in.
I said yes, of course. At least when Jazz is around, May occasionally lets me have the remote control.
It was May’s idea,” Quentin added.
“I’m sure it was,” I said. Sylvester started circling. I dropped into a defensive position. “I’m not really comfortable with this, May.”
“Cope,” she said.
“Maybe an audience will make you shape up,” Sylvester said, and lunged.
I parried. “Maybe an audience will distract me and get me gutted.”
“Let’s see some carnage!” hollered May, pumping her fist in the air.
“This isn’t professional wrestling!” I snapped, trying to hit Sylvester’s ankle. He blocked, turning my thrust aside and nearly disarming me. “And I swear if you shout ‘take it off,’ I am coming over there.”
“Take what off?” asked Sylvester.
“Nothing, Your Grace,” Quentin and I said in unison.
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