Exceptional is too understated for you. I’ll have to search for a better word. (Carlos)

Sherrilyn Kenyon


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You are one hot techno babe. (Carlos)

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I’m afraid Pierre finds me lacking. (Gabrielle)
If he’s stupid enough to let me know, he’ll find his face lacking a nose. (Carlos)

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Jeremy is as much use in that cockpit as a blow-up doll. Actually, that’s not fair since the blow-up doll could be used as an air bag. (Carlos)

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I give you points for persistence, but you lose a few for being slow on the uptake. (Rae)

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Roberto nodded like a bobblehead doll on speed.’ (Carlos)

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There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)

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How do you know that? (Stryker)
I know everything. I feel every heartbeat in the universe. Hear every scream for mercy and feel every tear of pain. (Jared)

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Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?

~ Susan

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Does this mean you made a decision? (Carlos)
No, I took my clothes off and came in here to tell you I wasn’t going to make love with you. To use your words, ‘for someone so intelligent, you can be pretty dense.' (Gabrielle)

Sherrilyn Kenyon


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