Freakin’ fairies, you’re too damn small!”
“Dude, you’re a faecist.”
“A what?”
“A fae-racist, you’re a faecist.”
“That’s not even a real word!”
“Patten pending,
Look honey, I ain’t buying what you’re selling so get out!”
“You prefer to be lying here or in the morgue?! Things got outta hand last night but at least you’re alive! If we wanted you dead, don’t you think I would have drained you by now, or dragged you outta here! We are trying to help you!”
“And I’m sure Jaws was just trying to help Quint! Get out!
You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.
S.L.J. ShorttTags: humor
We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet.
S.L.J. ShorttTwenty highly trained agents verus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we get really bad at this over night or is this kid really that good?!
S.L.J. ShorttTwenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we get really bad at this over night or is this kid really that good?!
S.L.J. ShorttYou're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!"
"When you say it like that it sounds bad...
Tags: humor
Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!
S.L.J. ShorttTags: humor
You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?
S.L.J. ShorttTags: humor
These little discoveries about my blood are coming about as hard and fast as a racehorse kicking me in the nuts and I‟m really starting to get sick of it. I got messed up blood, whoopdedoo! Why don‟t you dump some in a fuel tank and see if it‟ll run a car or maybe give it to a power company and see if they can make a new type of energy from it, I don‟t give a crap! It‟s in me, it ain‟t going anywhere and neither are the vamps that wanna chug it. This is just a slightly different scientific way of saying „I‟m screwed‟
S.L.J. ShorttTags: humor
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