Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.

Spike Milligan

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Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself.

Spike Milligan

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Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.

Spike Milligan

Tags: wisdom life humanity humour human-nature

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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Spike Milligan

Tags: humour irish drinking

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Author? Author? Did you write these legs?'
'Yes."
'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.

Spike Milligan

Tags: writing humour irish authors legs

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