The best Quotes on Earth!

The greatest communication barrier known to man is the lack of the common core of experience "When’s the last time you had a Manic Episode Doctor"?

I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?

If I wouldn't of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I'd know how to punctuate good thing I normally write poetry.

If I used a higher percentage of my brain I wouldn't of had to ride on the short bus.

I admit it in school I was an underachiever and it was so easy to do.

Watch an Ant, Watch the bees, feel wind move the leaves. Touch your smile above your chin from the glorious world we all live in.

What most people call talent is our way to vent, and if we’re not discovered it will never pay the rent.

The way you separate Reality from Imagination is the number of bandages you have to use.

I've been playing the game of life for over 52 years now and I don't feel one day younger or older than I am. Maybe its I just don't feel

Blessed be the ones that are free that have detached from possessions that can possess Thee.

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