Annabelle gnawed her bottom lip. “I know I have to tell him the truth. I just need to find the right moment.”

Krystal cocked her hip. “Girl, there is no right moment to die.”

Charmaine clucked her tongue. “You are going straight on the top of my prayer list.”

Only Phoebe looked pleased, and her amber eyes glowed like a cat’s. “I love this. Not the fact that you’ll end up in a shallow grave – I’m really sorry about that, and I’ll make sure he’s prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. But I love knowing that a mere slip of a female put one over on the great Python.”

Molly glared at her sister. “This is the exact reason why Christine Jeffreys won’t let her daughters have a sleepover with the twins. You frighten people.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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Phoebe tapped the toe of her sneaker against the dock. “There’s only one good use for a man like Heath Champion.”

“Here we go again,” Molly muttered.

Phoebe’s lip curled. “Target practice.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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Le regard mauvais , Calebow quitta un instant le chien des yeux pour s'adresser à elle.
- Si elle me pisse dessus , je la transforme en descente de lit.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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Are you demented, you stupid badger ? Is that your problem ? Or are you just an idiot ?"
"As to that, I... Did you just call me a badger ?"
"A bastard. I called you a bastard.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics."
"Former Sunday School teachers don't go around without their underwear."
"You show me where it says that in the Bible.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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Just out of curiosity, sweetheart; did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page thirteen."

"Page thirteen ?"

"You've accused me of being arrogant. I've always thought of myself as confident, but I'm here to tell you, no more. After studying these pictures... Honey, if this is what you're looking for in a man, I don't think any of us are going to measure up."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Who knew flexible silicone came in so many colors?"

Her sex toy catalog. He'd taken it months ago. She'd hoped he forgotten it by now.

" Most of these products are hypoallergenic. That's good, I guess. Some with batteries, some without. I suppose that's a matter of preference. There's a harness on this one. That's pretty kinky. And...Son of a bitch ! It says this one is dishwater safe. I'm sorry but there's just something unappetizing about that.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)

I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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