It seemed a little risky, enjoying something so… fun, but I couldn’t help it.
Susan JubyEnthusiasm isn’t really my thing.
Susan JubyTags: enthusiasm
If you start looking up, they start asking questions.
Susan JubyI don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached. I’m an idiot.
Susan JubyI may never recover. It was like an out-of-body experience. I’m an alien trying on human rituals.
Susan JubyI am not a people person.
Susan JubyWell, at least I can spare myself the ordeal of a whole battery of personality tests. My personality is poor; that much is clear.
Susan JubyNot being a big one for having friends, I had no idea what I was going to do with Aubrey, you know, to entertain him.
Susan JubyMaybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those career aptitude tests last year, and it showed that I should be a flight attendant or a seamstress. Not a fashion designer or anything, mind you, but a sweatshop worker. Apparently stewardesses and sweatshop workers and I enjoy a lot of the same interests and activities.
Susan JubyTags: careers
People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said one word his whole life. You never hear about him in the family newsletter that goes around every Christmas. Hell, nobody mentions me, either, if it comes to that. Families is funny about who they advertise.
Susan JubyTags: humor
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