How could Mark be halfway across the world when she would have sworn he'd been in this room with her only seconds ago?

Teresa Medeiros

Tags: humor love-story

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Abby_Donovan: Heathcliff was a misogynistic asshole.

MarkBaynard: Could you explain that to my Lit 101 class? I hate to see all those impressionable young females swoowing over him like he's Edward Cullen.

Abby_Donovan: I've always been Team Jacob myself. And Team Mr Rochester.

Teresa Medeiros

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MarkBaynard: If you start hanging out over here, won't your Facebook Friends miss you?

Abby_Donovan: Those people weren't my friends. If they had been, they wouldn't have sent me all those annoying quizzes.

MarkBaynard: A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.

Abby_Donovan: Although with a little coaxing, I might be persuaded to take home your imaginary kitten. So how is Twitter different from Facebook?

MarkBaynard: Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

Teresa Medeiros

Tags: twitter-facebook-useless

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Abby_Donovan: I bet you were one of those uber-cool teachers like Mr.Chip, weren't you?
MarkBaynard: I was more like Mr.Kotter or that guy from GLEE who looks like the love child of Orlando Bloom

Teresa Medeiros

Tags: glee

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A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.

Teresa Medeiros

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there are elements of truth in all great fiction

Teresa Medeiros

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Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

Teresa Medeiros

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Sylvia Day is the undisputed mistress of tender, erotic romance. Her books are a luxury every woman deserves.

Teresa Medeiros

Tags: endorsement cover-quotes

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MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.

Teresa Medeiros

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MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.

Teresa Medeiros

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