Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

Terry Pratchett

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

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XXI. But Arnold Bros (est. 1905) said, This is the Sign I give you:
XXII. If You Do Not See What You Require, Please Ask.

From The Book of Nome, Regulations v. XXI-XXII

Terry Pratchett


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They'd smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise.

Terry Pratchett

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Even the blind and meek and voiceless have gods.

Terry Pratchett

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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

Terry Pratchett

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All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.

Terry Pratchett


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If Not You, Who Else?

Terry Pratchett


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...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

Terry Pratchett


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It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.

Terry Pratchett


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