Happier than a terrier in a barrel full of rats

Terry Pratchett


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Nothing’s louder than the
end of a song that’s always been there.

Terry Pratchett


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In a certain light and from a carefully chosen angle, Magrat was not unattractive.

Terry Pratchett


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Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse, the reason being, you were alive to suffer it.

Terry Pratchett


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Overexcited? No! I'm getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!

Terry Pratchett


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... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: humor humorous



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Some people are born to command. Some people achieve command. And others have command thrust upon them ...

Terry Pratchett


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But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: morality dragons satire



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I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!

Terry Pratchett

Tags: humour carrot last-stand



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If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying "What colour?

Terry Pratchett

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