Wyruszył zastanawiając się, jak przywołać cebulę.Wprawdzie na straganach zwykle widywał ją w wiankach, ale chyba w wiankach nie rosła. Może chłopi używają szkolonych psów albo śpiewają pieśni, żeby ją wywabić?

Terry Pratchett


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Several times he had to flatten himself against the shelves as a thesaurus thundered by. He waited patiently as a herd of Critters crawled past, grazing on the contents of the choicer books and leaving behind them piles of small slim volumes of literary criticism.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: books literary-criticism library discworld



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Words have power, you understand? It is in the nature of our universe. Our library itself distorts time and space on quite a grand scale. Well, when the Post Office started accumulating letters, it was storing words. In fact, what was being created was what we call a 'gevaisa', a tomb of living words.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: words books library gevaisa



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You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: free-will reform



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It’s a popular fact that 90 percent of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. . . . It is used. One of its functions is to make the miraculous seem ordinary, to turn the unusual into the usual. Otherwise, human beings, faced with the daily wondrousness of everything, would go around wearing a stupid grin, saying “Wow,” a lot. Part of the brain exists to stop this from happening.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: perception humour brain



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A city like Ankh-Morpork was only two meals away from chaos at the best of times.

Terry Pratchett


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Aristocrats don't notice philosophical conundra. They just ignore them. Philosophy includes contemplating the possibility that you might be wrong, sir, and a real aristocrat knows that he is always right. It's not vanity, you understand, it's built-in absolute certainty. They may sometimes be as mad as a hatful of spoons, but they are always definitely and certainly mad.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: aristocrats being-wrong aristocracy being-right



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If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: change-the-world girl-power



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Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer! Anyway, they'll probably float, or fly, or something!

Terry Pratchett

Tags: humor improbable chickens funny-humor



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[The clerk] held in front of him a scroll with a red wax seal affixed, the kind of thing believed to make a document official - or at least expensive and difficult to understand, which, in fact, amounts to the same thing.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: documentation lawyers official



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