Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Terry Pratchett


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He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

Terry Pratchett


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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

Terry Pratchett

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And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.

Terry Pratchett

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What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?

Terry Pratchett


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Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
Mort thought for a moment.
"No," he said eventually, "what?"
There was silence.
Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.

Terry Pratchett

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If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

Terry Pratchett

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This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

Terry Pratchett

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett


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And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be
living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got
you invited to the very best social occasions.

Terry Pratchett


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