Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender.
But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets too close to her,
the pins stick further in.
Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.
Tim BurtonTags: humor manners gluttony gastronomy
I am the shadow on the moon at night/Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
Tim BurtonStick Boy liked Match Girl,
he liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.
Movies are like an expensive form of therapy for me.
Tim BurtonVisions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?
Tim BurtonTags: follow-your-own-dreams
Half the fun is plan to plan
Tim BurtonTags: my-quotes
People told me I couldn't kill Nicholson, so I cast him in two roles and killed him off twice.
Tim BurtonI am not a dark person and I don't consider myself dark.
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