Because I can tell. He looks like your type too.”
“Is he hot?”
“I wouldn’t fuck him,” Jase confided.
“Well, at least we know he doesn’t have boobs, then.
You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said.
No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don’t die.
Thanks.
Round 5: Telling him I felt bad about the puppy-shirt thing, I told him
we could go pick out a dog at the pound now that we had a yard for it.
Instead, I took him to the dentist. Winner: Bear “Rock Star” McKenna.
The fight for you was all I've ever known.
T.J. KluneWait until you meet the therapist.
That bad?
Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person.
Like Santa Claus?
More like if Santa Claus and Ron Jeremy had a child and then that child had a child with Richard Simmons.
So, like a leprechaun?
Yes, Otter, exactly like a leprechaun.
I'm going to tell him I believe in Santa Claus, just to see what happens.
I dare you.
I think you are seriously overestimating my dancing abilities. My kind of dancing usually ends up on the Internet, where people watch it so they can stop feeling sorry about their own lives. You know how people say they have two left feet? It's like I have no feet and my stumps are attached to wheels shaped like triangles.
T.J. KluneTags: bear-otter-and-the-kid
Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bundt cake, do you?
T.J. KluneTags: vegetarianism funny-quotes the-kid
Yeah, ’cause you were so quick to speak up earlier? it mocks. What’s that one guy’s name again? The one who is your heart and soul? Octavius? Othello? Bah. I can’t be bothered to remember, either. How interesting, your hypocrisy.
T.J. KluneTags: iner-monologue
Wait till it’s my turn to tell the story! They’ll be like ‘Bear who?
T.J. KluneI’ll never understand why people just won’t let others be who they are. It’s not like it’s affecting them in any way
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