Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on.

Toba Beta

Tags: wisdom life learning practice easy tough

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Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.
Master of Stupidity: Hmmm...tell me about your sexperience!

Toba Beta

Tags: truth reality sex heaven

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Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the truth.
Master of Stupidity: Only confused? Walk in my shoes then you tell me.

Toba Beta

Tags: life truth confused walk

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Synergy between thoughts and feelings
reads the universe like an opened book.

Toba Beta

Tags: universe feelings thoughts synergy opened-book

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I once had a dream; human was a chosen beast,
domesticated by God to manage the planet earth.

Toba Beta

Tags: god human chosen-beast domesticated

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Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ?
Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.

Toba Beta

Tags: humor truth seek find

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Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others?
Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.

Toba Beta

Tags: humor life truth judge paid

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Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.
Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me].

Toba Beta

Tags: humor life truth enlightenment find

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Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.

Toba Beta

Tags: humor life truth sex fun reveal revealed

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When mind stuck, entertain your heart.

Toba Beta

Tags: heart entertainment mind-stuck

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